Doggie Farts

I saw a film once
called A Very Long Engagement,
starring Audrey Tatou
(A Very Lovely Girl)

as Mathilde, a woman on a relentless search
for her missing fiancé, lost
to the trenches of World War One.
It was good, this film.

However, there was another woman --
an older woman (Mathilde's mother - I think),
and she would say, "Doggie farts warm the heart."
And she would smile as she said this.

But I strongly disagree.

-jkh